Here is what I think Cam thinks of me. I (Laura-Jane) wrote this, of course.

“Dear Laura-Jane,

You are a very special person. You play the cello and you like to write stories about your life. But sometimes you are a little too extreme. You have a tendency to overdose on things, like music and movies and food groups. Then you sever yourself from them, never wanting to touch them again.

And you have three moods: (1) hyperactive and gloriously happy (2) neutral and silent (3) really grumpy with squinty eyes that glare.

I met you when you were 16. You’re 28 now.

You’ve been nice lately. I like that. Let’s cuddle.

Love,
Cameron”

I am not what I think I am. I am not what you think I am. I am what I think you think I am. (It’s deep. Think about it. Try it.)